DAVID BLAKE MERCER

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of teh interwebz

In Cyberspace born and raised
On the forums where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all trolling teh interwebz like a fool
When a couple of guys said i was no good
Started making trouble in my cyberhood
I got in one little fight and my spratz got scared
And said youre moving with to the all cool SSS

I begged and pleaded with him the other day
But he packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
he gave me a high-five and he gave me my ticket
I put my mp3 player on and said I might as well kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of SSS livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licenseplate said electro and had strobelights in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to teh interwebz

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of teh interwebz